Heavy Metal Lover
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5 Things I Will Do Before The Rapture
1. Pack a survival bag with Lady Gaga’s ‘Born This Way’ album, clothing, water, snacks and condoms. I don’t want no zombie STDs. 2. Watch gay porn so I can piss ‘God’ off even more. 3. Call my loved ones and tell them that if they don’t get sent up to Heaven, I’d better be able to count on them when fighting off zombies! 4. Charge my iPhone. I...
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